A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
“You think that dogs will
not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there before any of us”
-Anonymous
We give dogs time we can
spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give
us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
The reason a dog has so many
friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist
in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends and
bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure
love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think
poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know
what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about
immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven,
and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't
getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in
dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs
must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with
the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the
greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as
they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Speak softly and own a big,
mean Doberman.
-Dave Miliman
If you pick up a starving
dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing
to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him
only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
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