It is reported that the following edition of the book of Genesis was discovered in the dead sea scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light on the question, “where do pets come from?”

Adam said, “ Lord when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you any more. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me.”

God said, “ No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will know I love you, even when cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this companion will accept you for who you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself.”

God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. God was pleased and the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.

Adam said, “ But lord, I have already named all the animals in the kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”

God said, “No problem! Because I have created this new animal as a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my name, and you will call him DOG.”

And dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him.

And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And dog was content and wagged his tail . After a while, it came to pass that Adams guardian angel came to the lord and said,

“Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility.”

And the lord said, “ No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not worthy of adoration.”

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.

And cat would not obey Adam.

And when he gazed into cats eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being.

And Adam learned humility.

And God was pleased.

And Adam was greatly improved.

And cat did not care one way or the other.